SaaS for launch-day clarity
Roast your landing page before the internet does.
RoastKit gives indie app and AI founders a funny, brutally useful conversion audit—built for sharper launches on X and Product Hunt.
Preview the experience free. Full launch audit: $19.
The RoastKit promise
Sharp enough to share. Specific enough to ship.
No fake certainty
Recommendations, not invented conversion claims.
No vague fluff
Every criticism points toward a concrete fix.
No public posting
You choose what gets shared and when.
From anxious tweak to launchable page
A roast with an actual job to do.
RoastKit turns one URL into a prioritized edit list, sharper copy, and a memorable launch hook.
- 01
Paste your launch URL
RoastKit reads the page founders actually ship: the promise, proof, positioning, calls to action, and friction between them.
- 02
Get the sharp diagnosis
Receive a ranked breakdown that separates conversion blockers from harmless polish, with concrete rewrites instead of vague advice.
- 03
Turn critique into distribution
Pull out punchy, share-ready lines for launch conversations on X and Product Hunt without losing the useful substance underneath.
Simple pricing
One launch. One honest audit.
No subscription to forget. Pay when your page needs a second set of ruthless eyes.
Launch Roast
$19
per landing page
- Full positioning and conversion teardown
- Prioritized fixes for the page you shipped
- Sharper headline and CTA directions
- Share-ready roast lines for launch day
Before you submit
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your launch deserves a sharper first impression
Stop tweaking in circles. Get roasted.
Bring the page you plan to launch. Leave with the edits worth making before founders, customers, and the feed see it.
Roast my landing page